Our notoriously cranky, yet semi-prolific Co-Editor hails from the scenic yet culturally devoid cesspool known as Van Nuys, California.

Currently residing in Studio City, CA, Simon enjoys reading, rooting for the Los Angeles Lakers, writing for Talk Humor, and furiously denying that he was an actor who appeared in the Disney film "Blank Check" (also known as Generation X's cinematic equivalent to "Citizen Kane").