1) All the fake profiles - Is there anything more annoying than getting a friend request from a hot chick and then finding out it's actually from a fake profile?

2) Fake comments - If there's one thing worse than a fake profile, it's receiving a fake comment from one. Ok, I get it, I can get a $500 Macy's gift card. Awesome!

3) Bulletin whores - Seriously, you don't have to post a bulletin every 15 minutes. The fact that you just brushed your teeth is nice, but not something I need to know. Is someone starving for attention or what?

4) The top 4/8/12 list - I wonder how many friendships have been ruined because somebody left someone out of their top 8?

5) The pictures - Is it just me or do 90% of the guys on MySpace have 6-pack abs? The world is getting fatter, yet the people on MySpace are getting fitter. Go figure.

6) Flash ads - You know those little ads that make you shoot the turkey, "get the gold," or just click repeatedly until you "win" a free ringtone (or other amazing gift)? Yep, they suck. Why? Because they're so bloody addictive.

7) Tom - It had to be said. I mean come on, the guy is automatically the friend of every new sign-up? I'll tell you one thing, the guy has balls, but you'd think that after accumulating 170 million friends he could give it a rest.