1) Kanye West - Interrupting Taylor Swift at the VMAs was a big no-no.

2) Britney Spears - Sorry Britney, living in sin is not the new thing in the eyes of Santa.

3) Tiger Woods - At least Britney stopped at 3; it appears Tiger could not.

4) Spencer and Heidi (Speidi) Pratt - Mainly because they're annoying, and they'd probably complain that Santa left footprints on their carpet.

5) Chris Brown - Santa doesn't like men who beat women. Plus, one of Chris's latest Tweets spelled "customers" as "costumers." Unless all of his fans wear costumes, that act of horrible spelling can't go unpunished.

6) Governor Mark Sanford - Cheating on wife with mistress in Argentina? Check. Coming up with a lame story about having the sudden urge to hike the Appalachian Trail? Check. Coal? Check.

7) Brett Favre - Sorry Brett, word on the street is that Santa is a big Packers fan.