1) Fact: The statue of liberty doesn't look like a woman.

Odd Comment: But Martha Washington really didn't either.

2) Fact: England doesn't allow citizens to carry handguns.

Odd Comment: I should sneak a gun into England and start an unstoppable crime syndicate.

3) Fact: The pyramids are still an amazing piece of construction.

Odd Comment: I bet people were bored back then, they didn't even have books to read.

4) Fact: Elephants are the only mammal that cannot jump.

Odd Comment: That's probably why they never jump off of their ball at the circus.

5) Fact: Howard Taft got stuck in a bathtub once.

Odd Comment: I bet that was pretty awkward and I wonder if he felt compelled to discuss "shrinkage" while they were helping him out.

6) Fact: Elvis died sitting on the toilet.

Odd Comment: That probably made it easier when his bowels released.

7) Fact: Wade Boggs used to eat chicken before every baseball game.

Odd Comment: He probably had to use a lot of pine tar to keep the bat from slipping out of his hands.