1) There was a long line at the blood bank where you were donating.

2) It took you thirty minutes to chase down a purse snatcher after you saw him steal it from a woman.

3) There were mother f'n snakes in your car.

4) You helped push a stranded car to a gas station.

5) Your house was robbed, and you would have called, but your cell phone was taken, too.

6) You were stuck in traffic behind an Amish person in a horse and buggy.

7) Your garage door wouldn't open and you finally had to cut a hole through it with a chainsaw just to get out.