1) Goldilocks - Sure she was a thief, but she was a thief that liked bears. Speaking of which...

2) Golden Bear - Jack Nicklaus, one of the best golfers ever.

3) Golden Grahams - Tasty, delicious, and good to fill your belly with in the morning.

4) Golden Parachute - Better than a real parachute, unless you're jumping out of a plane. Early retirement with tons of money (gold, mind you), awesome!

5) Goldfinger - Of all the fingers, possibly the best one (and doesn't get the same sense of respect that the middle one gets).

6) Golden Retriever - Lovable, friendly, and great at catching Frisbees. Even your nephew can't claim all 3 of those.

7) Golden Girls - Betty White, need we say more?