1) Tony's Pizza - "Surprisingly, it doesn't taste like crap."

2) Cheetos - "Because orange looks good on you."

3) Bud Light - "It may kill a few brain cells, but it won't make you fat!"

4) Mac - "If you're too stupid to figure out how to right click, you're ready for a Mac."

5) Scion - "Remember that cardboard box you pretended was a car when you were a kid? We named it Scion."

6) Taco Bell - "Screw laxatives, run to the Bell and we'll keep you runnin'."

7) Glade - "Glade, for when you don't want your date to know you just took a big crap."