1) "Farrah died of WHAT?!?

2) "I wonder if I could get that kid from Two and a Half Men to come by for a sleepover..."

3) "White power!"

4) "I've done it! I've finally perfected the marswalk. Wait until the world sees this!"

5) "I wonder if Blanket would like a diamond encrusted mask for his birthday..."

6) "London is going to love my follow-up to Black or White - Man or Woman."

7) "I wish this guy performing CPR was about 20 years younger."