1) Photo of Brad Pitt Walking a Dog - "This is crazy, Brad Pitt is walking a dog. What's going to happen if the dog takes a crap? Brad Pitt is going to have to pick it up. If he doesn't he would be breaking the law and would get a ticket. Can you imagine Brad Pitt picking up dog crap? That's craaazy!"

2) Photo of Vin Diesel at a Yogurt Shop - "What's Vin Diesel doing at a yogurt store? Is he trying to gain weight for a new movie? I bet he puts sprinkles on his yogurt. You can't have yogurt without sprinkles. I guess he's not worried about his abs looking good anymore."

3) Video of Julia Roberts Driving a 2007 Porsche - "Julia is driving a Porsche that is over a year old. Is she having money issues? Why doesn't she get a new Porsche? It looks like the economy is having an effect on Julia, too."

4) Video of Kristen Stewart Eating Lunch - "That's Kristen Stewart! Doesn't she play a vampire in the Twilight films? What's she doing out during the day? Aren't vampires supposed to burn in the sun? I hope she's wearing lots of sunscreen. Haha"

5) Photo of Kevin Bacon Eating Pork Chops - "He's eating pork and his name is Bacon. Isn't that weird? That's as close to cannibalism as you can get. Babe the pig can now play 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon."

6) Video of Miley Cyrus Walking at a Target - "Miley shops at Target? What, she can't afford the more expensive stores? Does Billy Ray have her on an allowance? What if she needs to return an item? Can you imagine Miley Cyrus waiting for help at the Customer Service department?"

7) Photo of Jessica Simpson at KFC - "Jessica eats KFC? That's absolutely crazy. Is she trying to get fat? Can you imagine if Jessica weighed 100 pounds? That'd be craaaazy. I wonder if she thinks the chicken came from the sea. Hahaha."