1) After ordering a Reuben your waitress brings you Ruben Studdard.

2) Instead of chicken fingers you receive chimpanzee fingers.

3) Instead of the Caesar salad that you ordered you're given a seizure salad.

4) Instead of Double Crunch Shrimp you get Double Dump Shrimp.

5) Instead of Three-Cheese Chicken Penne you receive Three Sneeze Chicken Penne.

6) When you ask for another napkin your waitress brings you one that she dug out of the trash.

7) After ordering a Blue Moon beer your waitress bends over and moons you.