1) Adolf Hitler - This one's a given. We're pretty sure that God wouldn't want someone in Heaven whose goal was to wipe out God's people.

2) Tom Cruise - He doesn't believe in Heaven, so we figure he won't make the cut.

3) Jack the Ripper - Prostitution has never been an entirely safe industry to work in, but that was especially so in the late 1800's in England. We may never know who Jack the Ripper really was, but we're pretty certain that he won't be someone you'd meet in Heaven.

4) Charles Manson - Being the leader of a cult and ordering his "family" to commit murder, along with his crazy eyes and carving of a swastika into his forehead, made him an easy pick for this list.

5) Courtney Love - There's still time for her, and we hope things turn around for her, but she has the ominous role of being the only female on our list.

6) Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (Iranian President) - He's another person who wants to eradicate the Jewish people, plus he's quite a prick.

7) Charles Darwin - For obvious reasons. I don't think Darwin believed in Heaven, that is, unless it mutated out of a frog in the first place.