1) I hope you like it rough because I don't replace my divots.

2) How about you be my caddy and wash my balls tonight?

3) You're like an ugly dog-leg, but I'd still like to tee off.

4) How about you bring two of your friends and we play a foursome?

5) Does a bear crap in the woods? No, but I'm willing to screw in them.

6) I've been playing golf all day and would love to make you my 19th hoe.

7) I'm a bit tired so how about we just play your backside tonight?