1) Four score and seven days ago I never imagined I'd meet a lass as fine as you. How about we go and have a grand ol' time at the theatre?

2) Ever do it with a maverick?

3) When it comes to hope and change, I hope you'll go out with me, but if you say "no" then I'd prefer you change your mind.

4) This bulldog has a bite, and I'd love to gnaw on you for a bit.

5) I knew Angelina Jolie, Angelina Jolie was a friend of mine, and you madam are no Angelina Jolie... but I'd still like to take you out on a date.

6) Ask not what I can do for you, ask what you can do for me on our date.

7) The only thing we have to fear is fear of dying lonely. You may have heard that before, but I'm offering you a new deal with all the fringe benefits that come with being my date.