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7 Possible Headlines For Attorney General Mike Cox |
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Written by Steve Angell
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Dec 29, 2006 at 02:39 AM |
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A little wombat informed us that Mike Cox was recently re-elected as the Attorney General of Michigan. This got us to thinking about all the wonderful headlines that his campaign could've possibley had. Without any further ado, we're proud to present this special Wicked 7 that is, of course, 100% wombat approved. 1) Mike Cox sore after long campaign. 2) Mike Cox seeks female approval. 3) Cox not afraid to get dirty. 4) Cox takes opponents head on. 5) Mike Cox burns after debate. 6) Mike Cox celebrates victory with friends. 7) Cox leaves behind a messy campaign trail. |