1) If two lesbians are on a date, who pays for dinner?

2) Keanu Reeves has got to be one of the worst actors to make it "big."

3) Firefox is better at displaying issues with html, but sometimes it's worse at it.

4) I bet that Jack, from the Jack in the Box commercials, is a poor kisser.

5) You should be leery of a wise man who offers you eternal peas.

6) If everyone jumped off of the Brooklyn Bridge, I probably would, too. But I would jump off last, because by then I'm sure the fall wouldn't be more than a couple of feet.

7) I bet the first dictionary had spelling mistakes, but nobody noticed.