1) You don't just imagine killing your boss, you actually plan to do it on Thursday.

2) Your salary is lower than a malnourished dwarf.

3) When you came back from lunch, your boss informed you that he slashed your 401k and the tires on your car.

4) Overtime wages are paid in hugs, not cash.

5) Casual Fridays have devolved into your supervisor walking around in a loose-fitting thong.

6) The janitor has a better chance at a promotion than you do.

7) The head of H.R. keeps asking if you need help packing up your desk.