1) There were so many teenage girls and middle aged moms screaming every time Edward came on the screen (and I mean EVERY time, because there was screaming during a preview for an unrelated movie with Robert Pattinson) that you could only hear about half of the dialogue.

2) Bella is a horrible role model for girls everywhere. She has zero self esteem. Kristen Stewart looks like she is on the verge of tears or a panic-induced screaming fit at all times. She is depressed without Edward, she feels that he is the only thing she has to live for, yet she somehow simultaneously believes that she isn't good enough for him and that he can't truly love her because of it. She won't even make eye contact with him! Bella even goes far enough to put herself in dangerous situations to hear Edward's voice in her head. When I hear a young girl say she wants to be Bella I want to either vomit or smack her.

3) The wolf special effects literally made me laugh out loud. The moment Sam first stepped out into the open as a giant black "wolf" I could not hold back.

4) The Twilight series was popular for a reason. Stop changing the story around!

5) Bella and Edward both look like they are going into convulsions every time they are around each other. Yes we get that you are in love, but your puppy love epilepsy is very distracting.

6) They turned Edward and Alice into pussies in the fight in Volterra. Alice was one of my favorite characters in the books, and she kicked butt when fighting. I was offended that she was submitted without any effort on her part in about 3 seconds. If you are going to make up a fight, could you please at least make it a fight?

7) Sparkly Vampires - I don't think I have to explain further.