1) Lansing to Dexter or Dexter to Lansing, either way you're going through Hell.

2) No one in town wanted to commute very far after death.

3) Fucking is already a town in Austria.

4) Shit Creek is in County Clare, Ireland, and who the Hell wants to live there?

5) Goddammit, you got a better name?

6) Well, a pair of German travelers stepped out of a stagecoach one sunny afternoon in the 1830s, and one said to the other, "So schön hell!" - translated as, "So beautifully bright!" Their comments were overheard by some locals and the name stuck. (http://www.hell2u.com/more_hell.htm)

7) Why the Hell not?