1) You're on the run from the law and you assume they'd never look for you there.

2) You're on your way to Canada to score some cheap prescription drugs.

3) You're participating in an extreme Easter Egg hunt and heard there might be a large batch of eggs hidden there.

4) You got South Carolina confused with South Dakota.

5) Your best friend is getting married there and he's cashing in on that big favor that you owe him.

6) Some idiots carved the portraits of some dead dudes in a mountain and you want to see it.

7) You heard it was much easier to get in on the Black Friday specials there.