In honor of The Black Eyed Peas song that's so catchy, yet so bad it makes me want to use an ice pick to my cerebellum, we present:

7 Reasons Why "I Gotta Feeling" that Tonight's Gonna be a Good Night

1) The voices inside your head have been quiet for at least 10 minutes.

2) You spotted the "2 for 1" sale on industrial strength condoms.

3) You just scored your favorite late night trio: caffeine, crystal meth, and pork rinds.

4) Your DVD copy of Hot and Soapy Goats arrived.

5) Declaring bankruptcy has wiped out all your debt and now you can go out tonight and spend like mad.

6) That pack of rabid squirrels can't keep chasing you all night.

7) Two words: autoerotic asphyxiation.