1) Because she loves a man who uses the word "lumps" to refer to her breasts.

2) Because she knows that his pimp hand will be strong.

3) Shawty likes to flash gang signs, and she knows a thug will know what she's talkin' ‘bout.

4) She likes a man who can wear a belt and still manage to have his pants falling below his butt.

5) She has an IQ of 65 and really doesn't know any better.

6) Her dad said that she shouldn't date a thug, and since parents are always wrong, she knows she really wanna thug.

7) Shawty loves the sound of police sirens.