1) She always looked around suspiciously when standing at the urinal.

2) She's more ripped than an alcoholic on "$1 beer night."

3) The only time a woman runs that fast is when Macy's has a "buy one, get one" special on dress pumps.

4) Her favorite colors are gunmetal and camouflage.

5) Like 99% of the male population, she has no idea where the clitoris is.

6) She recently bought a 6-month supply of ExtenZe.

7) She kept tripping over her dick during races.