1) She didn't update our Twitter page like she said she would.

2) She tried to mail our wombat bumper stickers using a post card.

3) She smacked one of our wombats with a broom because she "thought it was a rodent."

4) Even though she was an unpaid temp she demanded that we double her salary.

5) She repeatedly stunk up the office bathroom and refused to turn the fan on.

6) When we asked why she didn't finish the project we assigned to her she stated that she was "still mourning the death of Michael Jackson."

7) Her version of "happy hour" was a magical hour that lasted from 8AM to 5PM every day (and a few hours beyond).