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7 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Live in Michigan |
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Written by Jenn Perkey
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Dec 10, 2009 at 07:48 AM |
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1) Michigan drivers utilize their middle fingers and horns more than their turn signals. Flipping someone off while simultaneously cutting them off is an art only Michiganders can perfect. 2) We get made fun of wherever we go for saying "pop" instead of "soda." 3) We have 2 cities in the Top 10 List of the Most Dangerous Cities. (Buckeyes fans would be wise to remember this during every OSU vs. U of M game. We are dangerous and in this economy we have nothing to lose!) 4) Michigan made it into the top 10 list of fattest states. Is it our fault that we need to have an extra layer of fat to survive the winter? 5) The Detroit Lions. 6) Our number one sport is hockey and we use Canadian currency as often as U.S. currency, so we are typically confused as to what country we belong to, eh. 7) We can get snow in the Summer and 80 degree days in the Winter, so we have to keep our cars stocked with a coat and a pair of shorts at all times.
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