1) The e-mail address you list on your resume is HotBabyCakes09@yahoo.com.

2) You apologize for being late to the interview by informing your interviewer that the party you were at last night was "crazy off the hook."

3) You compliment the family of the interviewer that you see in a desk photo and then proceed to ask for his daughter's phone number.

4) When asked to specify what areas you can improve in, you state that you have issues with authority and slacking off at work.

5) When asked why you left the last company you worked at, you state that they made you so angry that you wanted to "burn that mother down," which you finally did do.

6) After you're informed that the company has a casual dress code you exclaim "Great, I love showing up in my pajamas and slippers."

7) After your interviewer concludes the interview by asking if you have anything else to say you blurt out "I love you."