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7 Rejected Nicknames for Santa Claus

Written by Simon Thorn

Dec 21, 2009 at 10:47 PM

Seven

1) Saint Pedophile.

2) Possibly transient individual carrying a large sack.

3) The Anti-Douchebag.

4) Kris Kristopherson.

5) Ye Olde Elf Pimp.

6) The Reindeer Whisperer.

7) Mrs. Claus' baby daddy.

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