1) I think your sister is hotter anyway.

2) That's a relief, I only asked you out because someone dared me to.

3) Does that mean that I need to give you back your nude photos?

4) I only asked you out because I heard that you put out.

5) Is this a bad time to inform you that I only have three months left to live?

6) That's probably for the best, I thought you were a bit too fat anyway.

7) I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're a lesbian.