1) Don't roll into a biker bar and proceed to brag to everyone that you ride a Schwinn.

2) If you've reached "last call" and not met anyone remotely interesting or attractive, then get the heck out of Dodge as quickly as possible.

3) Never date anyone that you met in the men's bathroom.

4) Don't date a guy whose first words to you are, "You have a hot ass."

5) When attending a sporting event, don't wear the jersey of a team that is not playing. It makes you look stupid, and someone is liable to punch you.

6) Before forwarding a chain e-mail, check into the legitimacy of its claims (Snopes.com is a good place to start). Despite the e-mail's claims, you won't be paid by Microsoft for forwarding the e-mail, and a cancer patient won't receive $0.02 per forward. And, despite the numerous (I'm sure completely honest) claims in the e-mail, you won't receive good (or bad) luck based upon how many times you forward the e-mail.

7) Don't ask a blind person for directions. While you would think they'd have a pretty good sense of how to get somewhere (at least how many steps it takes), in my experience they're usually not very accurate.