A recent article on MSNBC.com touched on the subject of people being stuck with odd names. We couldn't help but come up with a list of normal sentences that would be spiced up when putting Marijuana Pepsi's (a real person, by the way) name in them.

1) I'm in love with Mary Jane, but Marijuana is my mistress.

2) I've got 120 pounds of Marijuana in my car.

3) I had to smuggle Marijuana across the border because we didn't have a passport.

4) Marijuana smells really nice.

5) I'm going to New York with Marijuana.

6) I spent 5 days in jail because of Marijuana.

7) Marijuana always makes me laugh.