1) She begins stripping every time she hears "Buttons" by Pussycat Dolls, even if it's playing at the grocery store.

2) When she gets dollar bills back as change she stuffs them into her g-string.

3) Her name is Candy.

4) She tells you that she's a dancer, but really hopes to be a model someday.

5) She tells you that she's super tired because she's had to deal with four bachelor parties in the past week.

6) She tells you that her ex-boyfriend, Vinny, is currently on trial for giving a Russian bow-tie to a "handsy" customer.

7) She makes money on the side by instructing firemen on the best way to slide down the fire station's pole.