1) You have a philosophical debate about peanuts.

2) You just offered to buy everyone a drink because "they all rock."

3) You just called your ex to tell her how much you miss her and that she's "such a bitch."

4) You tell everyone that you think it's hot, even though it's 30° F outside.

5) You ask someone to punch you so that you can prove that you can take a hit.

6) Closing your eyes makes you dizzier than the craziest roller coaster rider that you've ever been on, and you've previously been on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.

7) You've spent the last 30 minutes holding a toilet, but were only conscious for 5 minutes of it.