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Home arrow The Wicked 7 arrow The Wicked 7 arrow 7 Signs That You Live in a Bad Neighborhood
7 Signs That You Live in a Bad Neighborhood Print
Written by Steve Angell   
May 25, 2008 at 02:26 PM

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1) Police use your spare bedroom to stakeout your drug trafficking neighbors.

2) The school bus does a "rolling California stop" when picking up kids at the bus stop.

3) Instead of counting sheep as a way to fall asleep, you count gunshots outside your window.

4) The "Neighborhood Watch" is used as a lookout for cops.

5) Homeless people sleep on your lawn, and prostitutes use your bushes to "entertain" their clients.

6) Your church uses metal detectors.

7) Your fence is slowly being repainted, by graffiti.

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