1) Your job involves you asking "would you like fries with that?" on a routine basis.

2) Your boss routinely throws items in your general direction.

3) Your job involves taking your clothes off and being paid in singles.

4) The executives at your company just informed you and your co-workers that they need everyone to shred a lot of paperwork before the Feds come in.

5) Many of your co-workers have been laid-off, and the company has reduced the benefits they offer, but they still assure you that "everything is fine."

6) Your boss tells you that you have a nice body and you need to show it off more.

7) You work for a company that has to beg Congress for tens of billions of dollars.