1) You read your kids a bedtime story each night by video conference.

2) You buy 5-hour Energy drinks in mass quantities from Costco.

3) Being "on vacation" means that you only had 2 conference calls and 80 e-mails that you handled through your BlackBerry.

4) You consider "happy hour" to be the first hour after the cleaning crew leaves, when you have the entire building to yourself.

5) The first part and last part of each day involves you checking your BlackBerry.

6) Your co-workers hate you because you typically e-mail them over a dozen times between 6PM and 5AM.

7) Your wife has given up on trying to convince you to come home for sex, and now calls you nightly at 10PM for phone sex.