1) She sets up a massage parlor in her bedroom and heavily promotes a "happy ending."

2) She randomly tells your friends, "Me love you long time."

3) She goes for a walk each night wearing a short halter top, high heels, and a short skirt.

4) She introduces you as her "pimp daddy" to her friends.

5) People walk by her on the street and call her a whore, to which she takes no offense.

6) She refuses to sleep with you because she tells you that she likes to separate her work from her personal life.

7) You discover she's a platinum member of a motel that specializes in renting rooms by the hour.