1) They wait more than a month to respond to your inquiry.

2) They interrupt the staging of a wedding to let you tour the facility.

3) They're located in the same parking lot as a Church's Chicken and McDonald's.

4) Their complimentary water comes in a styrofoam cup.

5) One of their ceremony locations is adjacent to a gigantic ditch in the ground.

6) Their biggest selling point is that they have some "romantic" words written on the floor.

7) One of their ceremony locations looks like a dog walk.