1) The side of your house has been peppered with neatly decorated hard boiled eggs.

2) All of the plastic Easter eggs that you find are empty inside.

3) The handle on your Easter basket has been cut in half.

4) The fake grass in your Easter basket has been replaced with a certain California herb, which you discover after the police receive an anonymous tip.

5) All of your eggs were replaced with hard boiled eggs in the middle of the night.

6) You wake up to discover the head of a chocolate Easter bunny under your pillow.

7) Your car's tailpipe is clogged with marshmallow peeps.