1) Your butt is sun-burned from hours of scanning it on the office copier.

2) Your boss's wife is in the back seat of your car and her underwear are stuck to your forehead.

3) Your car is parked in the lobby of the building.

4) You woke up on the floor with a pool of vomit next to you and a spoon in your hand.

5) You have holes in your abdomen from being tasered.

6) Your MP3 player now has a large collection of Yanni and Yoko Ono music.

7) Not only did you get a tattoo that says "I love you mom" but you also got tattoos with the names of each of your co-workers' moms.