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Home arrow The Wicked 7 arrow The Wicked 7 arrow 7 Signs Your Car is a Dud
7 Signs Your Car is a Dud Print
Written by Rob Roete   
Aug 01, 2011 at 01:37 PM

Seven

1) Instead of coming with 16 inch tires it comes with 16 centimeter tires.

2) The installed air bag is actually a used grocery bag from Safeway.

3) Instead of measuring the performance of the car in hp (horsepower) it's measured in gp (goatpower).

4) The back seat is plastic and has a Toys "R" Us sticker on it.

5) The headlights are actually flashlights that you have to manually turn on.

6) The stereo is actually an ‘80s boombox.

7) The cigarette lighter is used to warm up the car during cold winter months.

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