1) He repeatedly mentions that your wife is "smoking hot" and that he "wouldn't mind consoling her."

2) Right as he cranks up the laughing gas he asks, "Why sooo serious?"

3) He gives you your last rites as soon as you sit down.

4) He asks his dental assistant for a sledgehammer right before pulling your wisdom teeth.

5) He mentions that your teeth remind him of a mobster he knows that could really utilize a fake death.

6) Right after asking you how often you floss he asks you which funeral home you'd like to utilize when you kick the bucket.

7) He uses embalming fluid instead of novocaine.