1) She likes to get kinky by dressing up as a cop, but she uses a loaded gun.

2) She sends you to a seedy neighborhood to get an H1N1 (Swine Flu) shot, which you later discover to actually be H1N1 and not a vaccine.

3) She asks you to get a $3 million life insurance policy, but elects to not have one for herself.

4) You've awakened multiple times in the middle of the night with feathers in your mouth from your feather pillow.

5) There's rat poison in your fridge even though you've never seen evidence of rats in your house.

6) You notice that there are suddenly a lot of electrical devices, including a toaster, plugged in right next to the bath tub.

7) Lately she has asked you a lot of car repair questions, but all of them seem to focus around disconnecting the brake line.