1) "The best thing about a meat dress? It makes for a great late-night snack." - Lady Gaga

2) "You ever been freaked by a guy named Steve? Probably not." - Criss Angel

3) "The only game I hate to play is Sorry, there's no winning in it." - Charlie Sheen

4) "The real reason for the Civil War? Cotton. I hate how it feels, it's itchy. Why do you think I had General Sherman burn the South?" - Abraham Lincoln

5) "Let them eat fruit cake." - Marie Antoinette

6) "If only I'd used Turbo Tax." - Al Capone

7) "I would have hit 900 home runs if they'd paid me in hot dogs." - Babe Ruth