1) "We just met, and this is crazy, but call me Kobe." - Kobe Bryant

2) "I love the smell of bacon in the morning." - Kermit the Frog

3) "It's really hard to find a girlfriend." - George Clooney

4) "It's actually pronounced ‘gay man style' and not ‘gangnam style'" - Psy

5) "People say I lied when I said ‘I'm not a crook,' but I didn't lie because I actually said ‘I'm not a cook.'" - President Richard Nixon

6) "I hate writing songs about my past relationships." - Taylor Swift

7) "My greatest accomplishment as President? Without a doubt, it was Monica Lewinsky." - President Bill Clinton