1) "Yes, I took injections, but I didn't know they were steroids. I thought I was getting Botox treatment. It's embarrassing, but I have a really wrinkly butt." - Roger Clemens

2) "Marilyn Monroe is great, but the person who really gets me hot and bothered is Betty Boop." - JFK (John F. Kennedy)

3) "Arr, forget the plunder and booty, what I really want is a hug." - Blackbeard

4) "When I said that I'd eat his children, I thought his children were chickens. They had two legs and couldn't fly, what else was I supposed to think?" - Mike Tyson

5) "I know I'm running for office for a fourth time, more than any other U.S. President in history, but I promise if I don't die first I will only run another six or seven times." - Franklin Delano Roosevelt

6) "I don't know who Amy is, but if you find her let her know that I'll be doing her boyfriend." - Britney Spears

7) "I love the color purple, it reminds me of peacocks. That, of course, reminds me of peas and cocks, and you all know how much I love cocks." - Sigmund Freud