1) "Any low-carb options on the menu?" - Elvis Presley

2) "Maybe if I was hugged more as a kid, I wouldn't want to decapitate so many people." - Attila the Hun

3) "I'm gonna open up a can of whoop ass on that fool!" - Mahatma Gandhi

4) "Everybody "Wang Chung" tonight." - Adolf Hitler

5) "I actually don't have the munchies." - Bob Marley

6) "Y'know morally, I just have a real problem with that." - Niccolò Machiavelli

7) "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all." - Perez Hilton