1) "When is America going to get back to the outstanding values that formed this country? I'm sure Washington, Jefferson and Franklin would have abstained from spray tans, boozing and lascivious behavior." - Snookie from MTV's Jersey Shore

2) "Maybe if I went to training camp, I wouldn't look so rusty and out of touch with my receivers." - Brett Favre

3) "As opposed to us rewarding 'America's Next Top Model,' how about we celebrate the real everyday heroes like teachers, doctors and police officers?" - Tyra Banks

4) "Why am I on "America's Got Talent," when I'm not even American myself? Now that I think of it, neither is Piers or Sharon." - Howie Mandell

5) "I'm sorry Cleveland. I really made a selfish choice and I wish that I would have held my ground and fought with my team as opposed to making a cowardly choice and admitting that I'd never be able to win anything without more help than any alpha dog has ever required." - Lebron James

6) "Man, did we blow it with iPhone 4 or what? Heck, the way we pushed out an inferior product smacks of something Microsoft would do. I sure hope this helps the sales of Droid as we clearly needed to be taken down a peg." - Steve Jobs

7) "I'm tired of all this border/race bashing! Let's let every illegal alien in. Hey, while we're at it, pool party at my place and every boarder-crosser is invited!" - Arizona's Sheriff Joe Arpaio