1) "I wonder which pair of underwear I should wear today." - Paris Hilton

2) "I never chopped down a cherry tree, but I did pop a cherry or two in my day." - Abraham Lincoln

3) "Nobody is better than me at hide and go seek." - Amelia Earhart

4) "Courtney, I think we should go to a gun safety class." - Kurt Cobain

5) "Gold is gaudy and quite overused." - Donald Trump

6) "I admit it, I took steroids. But the attraction to steroids wasn't the increased performance, or the bigger contract, I really just liked having another man poke me in the butt." - Barry Bonds

7) "Eventually electricity will be such a hit that every house in America will have a kite flying above it to harness this powerful phenomenon." - Benjamin Franklin