1) Give it to that creepy co-worker of yours. If it didn't come from him in the first place, he'll probably love it.

2) Send it to President Obama. He probably won't like it, but he'll then be able to re-gift it to that crazy dictator in North Korea.

3) Ask the person who gave it to you where they got it from because you "love it so much and want to buy another one." After you find out where it came from go ahead and return it.

4) Leave it at the entrance to a hospital, they're known to take unwanted packages.

5) Drop it off at the Goodwill in the middle of the night (they may not be willing to take it when it's light outside and they're thinking clearly).

6) Mail it anonymously to a neighbor with a typewritten note that it's a "major award."

7) Save it for April Fool's day and give it away to your boss.