1) We learn that she can handle tough rhymes like "four" and "floor."

2) For once and for all we finally discover that Britney can actually count to 3.

3) We discover that she likes to be gang-banged.

4) She either really loves the game Twister or is sponsored by Hasbro. If her next song uses the word "Yahtzee" in it we'll definitely know for sure.

5) She admits that she's a big fan of the band Peter, Paul and Mary and wants to get freaky with them, which is especially bizarre since Mary died on September 16th, 2009.

6) We learn that her new thing is "livin' in sin," which, if that's true, makes us wonder what the last decade has been about to her.

7) Her use of "3P" shows that she is a fan of Japanese Anime and she's down with cartoon drawings getting freaky with one another.