1) Getting bit by spiders isn't something you should necessarily complain or worry about.

2) Getting really angry and breaking stuff is okay as long as you turn another color while doing so.

3) Putting glasses on can be the ultimate disguise.

4) Wearing tights is cool and they're made even cooler by donning a cape.

5) It's okay to cause millions of dollars in property damage as long as you a) are chasing a bad guy, b) look good while doing it, and c) come close to saving someone.

6) Police are incapable of stopping criminals and only a vigilante can get the job done.

7) Beautiful women are always more attracted to a man that's in disguise than when he's not (unless they're attracted to a villain, then the opposite is true).